“Some people are alive only
.
.
.
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because it’s illegal to kill them.”
Those who like me
“Those who like me…
Raise your hands…
And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.”
Oxygen is more important
“People say, you can’t live without love….
.
.
.
I think oxygen is more important.”
Keep in touch
“When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a breakup,
.
.
it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.”