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LoVe STORY OF ENGINEER:

LoVe STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She’s d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st standard,
I became DOCTORATE
Hr daughter passed 10th,
I have joined job.
Hr Daughter joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&Her daughter is my WIFE
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Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best…

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Ek Engineer Ka Interview

Ek Engineer Interview k liye gaya…

Boss:” batao wo kon si cheez hai jisk 2 tyre hain ??
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Engineer:” Bike..
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Boss:” nai HOnda Bike.. :p
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Boss:” acha batao wo kon si cheez hai jis k 4 tyre hain ??
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Engineer:” Car.. )
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Boss:” nahi Toyota car..
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Engineer:” ab tum mere sawal ka jawab do.. ??
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“Itni si dibya duk duk karey.. chalta musafir bhi gir padey ??
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Boss:” hahahahah Aankh.. )
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Engineer:” nahii Saale… teri maa ki aankh.. :p
( Aur le engineer se panga) :p

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5 signs to be an Engineering student student

5 signs to be an Engineering student student

1. Jo samajh na aaye…. Declare it out of course..

2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla semester start hote hi padhna hai..

3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg to nhi aaya??

4. Group study ke dauran baar-baar ye kahna ke ‘ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to gaaliya khayega’

5. Padhne se pehle pages count karna aur phir “chor yaar ab mood nhi hora Kall se pakkkaa padhai shuruuu..

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Bimar Engineering Student

Bimar Engineering Student Theek
Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli….
Maa:” Jaakar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha, To Hi
Theek Hoga..
Beta:” Areey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Maa:” Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,
Ghode Ki Tarah Bhag Ke Tution Par Jata Hai,
Sher Ki Tarah Class Mein Doston Ke Sath Masti
Karta Hai,
Suwar Ki Tarah Yahaan-Vahaan
Assignment Par Mooh Marta Hai,
Gadhe Ki Tarah Submission Karta Hai,
Ghar Aakar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah
Bhokta Hai,
Raat Ko Ullu Ki Tarah Jag Ke Facebook Pe Chat
Karta Hai,
Bhains Ki Tarah So Jata Hai,
Aur Bhigi Billi Ki Tarah 40 Marks Lata Hai, Isliye..”

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Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga

Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga
Akashwani hui:”Isme mat chadh ye patri se utar
jayegi..
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PLANE me chadne laga Aawaj aayi:”Ye crash
ho jayega..”
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BUS me aawaj aayi:”Ye khaime gir jayegi..”
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Ladka gusse se:”Kaun hai Yaar..???
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Aawaz aai:”GOD”
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Ladka:”Engineering me jab admission le raha
tha,
tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha
kya..???

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