बीवी ने रोते हुए पति को उठाया।
तो बताइए
वाक्य में रो कौन रहा है??
😜😜
दारू पीना बन्द किया या नहीं
डॉक्टर :और अब कैसे हो?
दारू पीना बन्द किया या नहीं ?
मरीज : “जी डॉक्टर साब.. बिल्कुल छोड़ दिया है, बस कोई बहुत ज्यादा रिक्वेस्ट करता है तो पी लेता हूँ
डॉक्टर :-“वेरी गुड ! औऱ ये तुम्हारे साथ कौन भाई साहब हैं ?”
मरीज :- “जी ये रिक्वेस्ट करने के लिए आदमी रखा हुआ है…
ALL ENGINEERING STUDENTS
TO ALL ENGINEERING STUDENTS..
the smooth road never make good drivers
the clear sky never makes good pilots and..
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CLEARING ALL SUBJECTS IN 1ST ATTEMPT NEVER MAKES GUD ENGINEER
Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta
4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein…
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.Phir Chahay saari zindgi laga lo…
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Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta…
Bright Future of Engg. Studnts
Bright Future of Engg. Studnts
E&C:Radio repair
COMP/IT:Typing master
MECH:Cycle tube puncture
ELECTRICAL:Fan n mixer repairing.
CIVIL:Gutter cleaning!!
ENGINEERING STUDENTS
4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours
A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called ‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’
Happy Engineers Day
LoVe STORY OF ENGINEER:
LoVe STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She’s d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st standard,
I became DOCTORATE
Hr daughter passed 10th,
I have joined job.
Hr Daughter joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&Her daughter is my WIFE
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Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best…
Wo Almari Hi kya jisme Rack nahi
Wo Almari Hi kya jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Wo Almari Hi kya Jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Aur wo Engginering Hi kya Jisme Back Nhi..!!
Ek Engineer Ka Interview
Ek Engineer Interview k liye gaya…
Boss:” batao wo kon si cheez hai jisk 2 tyre hain ??
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Engineer:” Bike..
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Boss:” nai HOnda Bike.. :p
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Boss:” acha batao wo kon si cheez hai jis k 4 tyre hain ??
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Engineer:” Car.. )
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Boss:” nahi Toyota car..
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Engineer:” ab tum mere sawal ka jawab do.. ??
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“Itni si dibya duk duk karey.. chalta musafir bhi gir padey ??
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Boss:” hahahahah Aankh.. )
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Engineer:” nahii Saale… teri maa ki aankh.. :p
( Aur le engineer se panga) :p
5 signs to be an Engineering student student
5 signs to be an Engineering student student
1. Jo samajh na aaye…. Declare it out of course..
2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla semester start hote hi padhna hai..
3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg to nhi aaya??
4. Group study ke dauran baar-baar ye kahna ke ‘ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to gaaliya khayega’
5. Padhne se pehle pages count karna aur phir “chor yaar ab mood nhi hora Kall se pakkkaa padhai shuruuu..