Didi jab akeli baazar jaye toh 10 rupaye k golgappe khayegi
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Par jab boyfriend k sath hogi tab cheese burst pizza with coka cola
#Aisekaisechalegadidi
Pahle khud bologi ki
Pahle khud bologi ki
Tum cute ho
tumhari toh koi v gf ban sakti hai.
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Aur propose karne pe bologi you deserve better.
#Aisekaisechalegadidi
Didi gali mardo wali degi
Didi gali mardo wali degi
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lekin in return sunna pasand nahi karegi
#Aisekaisechalegadidi
I will be a genius
“They say we learn from our mistakes. So I’m making as many as possible!
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Soon I will be a genius.”
I’m fantastic
“When I drink alcohol…
Everyone says I’m alcoholic.
But…
When I drink Fanta…
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No one says I’m fantastic.”
Everyone has an annoying friend
“Everyone has an annoying friend.
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If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.”
Good friends
“Good friends will share the umbrella.
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Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s awesome, now run!”