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LoVe STORY OF ENGINEER:

LoVe STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She’s d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st standard,
I became DOCTORATE
Hr daughter passed 10th,
I have joined job.
Hr Daughter joined College.
The Greatest irony-
.
.
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&Her daughter is my WIFE
.
Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best…

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5 signs to be an Engineering student student

5 signs to be an Engineering student student

1. Jo samajh na aaye…. Declare it out of course..

2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla semester start hote hi padhna hai..

3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg to nhi aaya??

4. Group study ke dauran baar-baar ye kahna ke ‘ab kisi ne koi bakwaas ki to gaaliya khayega’

5. Padhne se pehle pages count karna aur phir “chor yaar ab mood nhi hora Kall se pakkkaa padhai shuruuu..

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महिलाओं को अपनी मंजिल तक पहुँचने से कोई नही रोक सकता

महिलाओं को अपनी मंजिल तक पहुँचने से कोई नही रोक सकता …,

बस रास्ते में कोई पानीपुरी वाला नही होना चाहिए …!!
😛

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