Category: Engineering Jokes

TO ALL ENGINEERING STUDENTS..

the smooth road never make good drivers
the clear sky never makes good pilots and..
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CLEARING ALL SUBJECTS IN 1ST ATTEMPT NEVER MAKES GUD ENGINEER

4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein…

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Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta…

4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours

A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called ‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’

Happy Engineers Day

LoVe STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She’s d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st standard,
I became DOCTORATE
Hr daughter passed 10th,
I have joined job.
Hr Daughter joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&Her daughter is my WIFE
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Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best…