सत्य कथन…
अगर पैसो में गर्मी न होती।
तो ATM में 24 घंटे AC
न चलते…
ख्वाहिशे दफ़न करे या चादर बड़ी करें
ये कश्मकश है ज़िंदगी की
कि कैसे बसर करें ……
ख्वाहिशे दफ़न करे
या चादर बड़ी करें ….
एक सच्चा दोस्त
एक सच्चा दोस्त कभी आपके रास्ते में नहीं आता…!
जब तक कि आप गलत रास्ते पे ना जा रहे हों…!
बदलते रिश्ते
बदला है अब रिश्तों में
प्रेम नहीं अब किश्तों में
जो निभाते हैं वो फरिश्ते हैं
बड़ा लोचा है भाई #बदलते_रिश्ते में
Aaj Ka Gyan
“When Your Time Is Good,
Your Mistakes Are Taken As A Joke!
But When Your Time Is Bad,
Even Your Jokes Are Noticed As Mistakes!”
Nobody can go back
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning,
but anybody can start today and make a new ending…
Sweet Lines Of Friends
sweet line after a huge fight
“Chal bhai ab Ek cigarette to pila”:p
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A sweet line for a friend when scolded from teacher:” Chhod na yaar ye saali pagal hai..!!
Apne piche hi padi rehti hai”)
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A sweet line when a group member absent:” Saala kahi ladki k saath kone me hoga”
.
A sweet line when any of our friend got dumped:” Chodd na yaar wo Lesbian hogi”:p
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A sweet line to a friend when we were blank at exams:” BC kitni sheet bharega ?? Thodi Hum pe bi kripa kardo mahraj”:|
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A sweet line when all group got punished:” Sab teri wajah se hua kanjar” :/
With tears, the sweetest line when all separate:” Jaa saale muh kala kar apna, Hum toh chote log hai na tum bade log hamse baat thodi
karoge”…♥
Definition of TIME
Slow, when you wait!
Fast, when you r Late!
Deadly, when you r Sad!
Short, when you r happy!
Endless, when you r in Pain!
Long,when you feel bored!
Sometimes, time is determined by your feelings
and your psychological conditions not by clocks…
So,
Have A Nice Time Always!!
People with high ego
People with high ego and unnecessary attitude
deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger…