“They say we learn from our mistakes. So I’m making as many as possible!
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Soon I will be a genius.”
I’m fantastic
“When I drink alcohol…
Everyone says I’m alcoholic.
But…
When I drink Fanta…
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No one says I’m fantastic.”
Everyone has an annoying friend
“Everyone has an annoying friend.
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If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.”
Good friends
“Good friends will share the umbrella.
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Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s awesome, now run!”
God is playing Angry Birds
“When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered
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if God is playing Angry Birds with you?”
वो दिन कब आएगा
वो दिन पता नहीं कब आएगा…
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जब मेरे बाथरूम में भी बिंदिया दीवाल से चिपकी मिलेंगी। 😏😉😒😂
Leave her alone
“If a girl tells you to leave her alone and you actually do
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then you have absolutely no brain cells.”
Women are wiser than men
“Women are wiser than men
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because they know less and understand more.”