“If I ignore you and your calls, it only means that . . . . I am too tired to deal with your foolishness.”
“Some people are alive only . . . . because it’s illegal to kill them.”
“Excuse me. I found something under my shoes . . . . oh it’s your attitude.”
“Those who like me… Raise your hands… And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.”
“My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, . . . So better say it on my FACE.”
“People say, you can’t live without love…. . . . I think oxygen is more important.”