Didi jab akeli baazar jaye

Didi jab akeli baazar jaye toh 10 rupaye k golgappe khayegi . . . . Par jab boyfriend k sath hogi tab cheese burst pizza with coka cola #Aisekaisechalegadidi

5 years ago

Pahle khud bologi ki

Pahle khud bologi ki Tum cute ho tumhari toh koi v gf ban sakti hai. . . . Aur propose karne pe bologi you deserve better. #Aisekaisechalegadidi

5 years ago

Didi gali mardo wali degi

Didi gali mardo wali degi . . . lekin in return sunna pasand nahi karegi #Aisekaisechalegadidi

5 years ago

Tom N Jerry

“Tom N Jerry taught me that life is boring . . . . without ENEMIES.”

5 years ago

Friends come and go

“Friends come and go, . . . but enemies remain and build up.”

5 years ago

I will be a genius

“They say we learn from our mistakes. So I’m making as many as possible! . . . Soon I will be a genius.”

5 years ago

I love my job only

“I love my job only . . . when I’m on vacation.”

5 years ago

I’m fantastic

“When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta… . . No one says I’m fantastic.”

5 years ago

Everyone has an annoying friend

“Everyone has an annoying friend. . . . If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.”

5 years ago

Good friends

“Good friends will share the umbrella. . . . Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s awesome, now run!”

5 years ago